Big Ol’ Alligator Donald Trump bites his allies
· Citizen
We wonder if the people in Oman or South Korea know the Western fable about the gingerbread boy who rides across the river on the nose of the crocodile… and then gets eaten.
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Because Big Ol’ Alligator Donald Trump has just proved that being one of his allies could be just as dangerous as being one of his enemies.
This week, he threatened to “bomb the shit out of Oman” if they interfered with his peace deals by talking direct to Iran.
The fact the Omanis have been US allies – and good ones at that – for a long time, meant nothing.
Nor did it count for much that he scaled back a joint US-South Korean military exercise because he didn’t want to annoy his “good friend”, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.
He’s had a go at just about everybody else once firmly in Washington’s camp, from Canada, to the UK and the European Union.
Funnily enough, he’s been nice to Russia‘s Vladimir Putin and to Kim.
There is a simple lesson here for anyone getting close to the Man Who Wants to Rule the World: Just because Trust and Trump each start with T and have five letters, doesn’t mean they’re the same.