10 more ways ESPN and Disney could use Pat McAfee
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As if ESPN couldn't get enough of former NFL punter-turned-media superstar Pat McAfee, The Athletic's Andrew Marchand reported on Thursday that he could get his own Monday Night Football alt-cast.
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On top of word that he's joining the Monday Night Countdown crew, McAfee is now at the forefront of ESPN's NFL, college football and daily televised sports coverage. He's quite literally the face of the network alongside Stephen A. Smith; you cannot engage with ESPN right now without at least a hint of McAfee. He is now ubiquitous with ESPN.
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Where else could McAfee pop up around ESPN and Disney? Will ESPN just stop here? Probably not!
We've come up with 10 very serious suggestions for ESPN and Disney for where McAfee could show up next.
The new host of Inside the NBA
Move over, Ernie Johnson. McAfee is coming. If you thought Inside the NBA couldn't get any crazier, throw McAfee into the lineup and see what happens. Shaq, Charles, Kenny AND Pat McAfee? Think of the... conversations!
The new face of SportsCenter
Yes, McAfee extends his broadcast reign into the night, reading you the sports news of the day you've already heard him talk about in the Thunderdome during his daytime program.
The next primetime MLB play-by-play announcer
McAfee commentating on baseball would be fascinating, if only because we have no idea if he knows how baseball works. What happens when you hit the ball into the stands? Who is the man with the funny mask on behind home plate? Why can't you tackle anyone? Why is this so boring? Can we get a fight going or something? It'd be gold!
The new Outside the Lines host
"Pat McAfee: investigative journalist" would be a heck of a McAfee phase. Who better than to discuss the most sensitive subjects in sports from an investigative lens than the host of The Pat McAfee Show?
Every job on Monday Night Football
Why stop at a McAfee alt-cast? Let McAfee do every job on the program. Play-by-play, color commentary, sideline reporting, every analyst spot on the dais, each refereeing job, every job on each NFL team. A sea of McAfees.
The new villain in Cars 4
For the new Cars movie, Disney can just throw McAfee in there Who Framed Roger Rabbit?-style and make him Lightning McQueen's new rival. Imagine McAfee wind-sprinting while cartoon cars floor it next to him? Imagine McAfee and Mater getting into a conversation? Imagine your kid coming home with a McAfee Hot Wheels car?
The next Iron Man
Robert Downey Jr. is now Doctor Doom, so who will be the next Iron Man? McAfee, of course! The MCU is in need of new ideas, so let McAfee fly out of some magic dimension in the Iron Man suit and start blasting people with his blaster hands or whatever.
The new Mickey Mouse
Oh yeah, McAfee is now the mouse. Put McAfee in a Mickey Mouse getup and have him go everywhere for big Disney events. Have him walk around the theme parks and take pictures. He's Mickey Mouse now. He's Walt Disney's dream, ranting in the sweltering Orlando heat about the Browns quarterback competition.
A replacement for the EPCOT ball
Let's face it; Spaceship Earth is past its expiration date. The Epcot ball needs a facelift. Heck, let's just get rid of the EPCOT ball altogether and have McAfee blown up to kaiju size and stand as the new face of Disney World's grand theme park of technological discovery and international celebration. Imagine walking into the park with McAfee standing there as the world's biggest human, greeting guests as they enjoy a day at EPCOT.
The star of your Disney childhood memories
Sorry, folks, the ultimate McAfee gig is in your past, replacing all of your childhood memories with Disney and ESPN. Remember seeing The Lion King for the first time? Now, McAfee is Simba. Remember the first time you watched a Monday Night Football game with your dad? Sorry, pal, now McAfee is sitting next to you on the couch with a bowl of popcorn. All those family trips to Disney World? Now, they're just trips to McAfee's studio in Indiana where you sit around and listen to him talk about golf at the same frequency where sound can break glass. Those sweet dreams of you reliving your glory days as a child? Sorry, when you close your eyes at night now, all you see is McAfee; he is your past, present and future. McAfee is eveything. You can't stop him; he's in your mind, in your living room, on your television, in the air you breathe, in every window and on every street corner. You can't run; you can't hide. McAfee is all you need now. You are Pat McAfee. I am Pat McAfee. We all are Pat McAfee.
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